So after lying in bed for multiple nights unable to sleep, sometimes due to insomnia, but mostly due to the fact I had 7 or 8 DTDB tabs open looking for specific keywords, card texts, and other info, I came up with this idea.
http://dtdb.co/en/decklist/1626/abominable-horses-v0-1-alpha
The description pretty much says it all, and at current I have about 50% of those cards listed, and no means to create proxies, so it's completely untested!
The crux? Clown Carriage to facilitate bringing in The Wretched to leverage a shootout in your favor. I haven't gleaned through all my options yet, but I'm looking for input. Tell me what you think (be honest, but try not to be scathing, lol).