Now at the risk of alienating some of the voters, I do believe that The Caretaker is an ageless abomination with no familial ties who simply looks like one of the Whateley offspring. He is no more a member of that clan than I am a Clown Carriage.
As for Mr. Outang, while I appreciate the attention he has brought the poorest citizens of our fair town, he has done so with complete disregard for the well being of the saloons he so famously patronizes.
I would like to bring Gomorra out of the lawless war zone it has found itself in. I promise to work alongside Judge Harry Somerset to make a slight modification to our streets and put a paralysis mark on rampant crime.
In these troubling times, with lawlessness and drunkenness tearing our streets apart, only a mayor that stands firm on his beliefs will be able to hold things together.
Vote for Pedro.