Doomtown: Reloaded poetry corner

Yeah, you read that right.

One of my many and various somewhat dubious quality talents is Limerickerising things (it’s a word)

For example:

There once was a young man named Phil,
Who really had taken his fill.
He came up with a plan,
To round up a gang,
But the dumbass got himself killed.

I will happily immortalise your DT:R deeds for all eternity in one of the worst limericks ever written, feel free to throw out some ideas, or hell, even join in.