It’s Easter time. You’re driving down a country road and see farmsteads with silos, tractors, and fences littered with Easter Eggs. Ever wonder why the farmers go to so much trouble? They don’t! The Easter Jackalope does the decorating!
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year,
To visit the farmsteads and bring them a scare.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year.
It’s easy to tell when he has been here.
He hops up at night without making a sound,
His motive to leave troubling gifts lying around.
For all who find these gifts great trouble abounds,
For this Lepus has left us tricks shiny and round.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year,
To visit the farmsteads and bring them a scare.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year.
It’s easy to tell when he has been here.
A black egg has poisend an old farmstead well,
On the top of the out house, he left a stinky payload.
A ball of sharp needles hidden inside of a shell,
Is waiting to be picked up and will suddenly explode.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year,
To visit the farmsteads and bring them a scare.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year.
It’s easy to tell when he has been here.
If you see him hopping away in a dash,
Don’t try to catch him, he’s already left you his cache
You’ve forgotten to leave him a bowl of warm blood,
Your troubles have started because you were a dud.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year,
To visit the farmsteads and bring them a scare.
The Easter Jackalope comes once a year.
It’s easy to tell when he has been here.
